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10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 17,137 notes

espeonusedpsychic:

tbh i don’t think anybody ever gets better at their instrument we just get better at making people believe we’re good

10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 197 notes
10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 673,491 notes
asian:

this is what happiness looks like

asian:

this is what happiness looks like

10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 3,617 notes
asian:

went grocery shopping

asian:

went grocery shopping

10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 2,259 notes

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 2,931 notes

Riverdance Festival 2012 by (Joni Israeli)

Riverdance Festival 2012 by (Joni Israeli)

10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 16,103 notes

unhunted:

Forced conversations are the worst

10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 36,330 notes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 59,193 notes

puzzols:

introducing people to your online friends

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10 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 104,779 notes

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

10 hours ago on July 21st | J | 1,077,278 notes

cuntakinte:

when ya moms on the phone with a relative and hands you the phone to talk to them 

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11 hours ago on July 21st | J | 1,340 notes
11 hours ago on July 21st | J | 12,322 notes
ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

12 hours ago on July 21st | J | 172,215 notes

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

12 hours ago on July 21st | J | 169,954 notes